Don't mess with my homies, yo.

In the university computer lab:

Guy: "There's no substitute for Roller Coaster Tycoon."

Suit-clad man #1: Bariatric or geriatric?
Suit-clad man #2: Geriatric.

"I don't think eating shit automatically makes you not a racist."

At my weekly vegan potluck.

In the hallway at rez:

GUY: "I want power and influence!"
GIRL: (whiny) "So be a chiiiiiiiildcare wooooooorker! You can influence little kiiiiiiids!"
GUY: "I don't want to influence little kids! I want to influence international policy!"

"I peed on it earlier!  That's my spot!"
My housemate talking to his wife.

On the bus:

GIRL 1: "I feel like we've been on this bus forever."

*long pause*

GIRL 2: "I don't feel that way."

*long pause*

GIRL 2: "I see what you mean, though."

Same bus, same girls, same dreamy, deepest-conversation-ever tone:

GIRL 1: "I wish I wasn't on fire."

"Tired Whore"


"Tired Tranny after the Show"



"Necromancer Pimp"



Annimated gif of the guy that played Riff

1) What are three mistakes someone could make on the first date with you that would automatically make you turn down a second date with them?

- treating service workers (waiter, cab driver, ticket ripper, whatever) with disrespect
- trashing exes, or anyone else for that matter
- expressions of conservatism

2) Pick an animal that best displays your personality. :)

Anybody have any ideas? I've got nothing.

3) If your SO stopped having sex with you, how long would you stay?

Probably quite a while, given how distractable I can be. I'd notice, and it'd worry me, but it wouldn't be a dealbreaker.

4) Are you more passive or aggressive when the relationship becomes physical?

Depends on the day.

5) Have you ever been INSIDE a store that sold adult themed toys and videos?

Oh hell yes, as recently as this past weekend. Didn't buy anything, but it was fun anyway.